Sunday, February 22, 2026

Chapter 28 - It's the Small Things That Can Kill You! - No More Weekend T.V. Wrestling

          Chapter 28 – No More Weekend T.V. Wrestling!

As unsettling as the invisible presence was, I would also add that it was both disturbing and exhilarating. It danced on my skin. It was then that I beheld a strange sight that I had only seen one other time. Clusters of faint glowing lights. Small pea-sized spheres moved around the damaged drainpipe and along the rain cutters of the Happy Meadows main building. They danced like playful electric bumble bees moving from one metal object to another. They swarmed Mrs. Cox’s car, much to Fenton’s dismay.

“Rico.” I shoved him in the shoulder hard. My friend was frozen with fear. He crossed himself.

“Jax, I need to wake up my uncle Jerry. This is bad! So bad!” He lumbered towards the hearse were Jerry Gonzales lay in a drunken stupor. Rico’s feet were sluggish. He was in some sort of psychological shock. It was obvious that he could see something that I could not and his eyes betrayed the spot where the presence was the strongest.

What I believed that I was seeing was a rare natural phenomenon my father had called “ball lightning”. Several years ago, my dad and I were on a ferry traveling up the coast of Lake Michigan. There was a storm on the horizon. The same lights had swarmed the upper part of the ferry and some of the parked cars the craft was transporting.

My dad had said this was a rare manifestation of static electricity that happens near bodies of water. The ball lightning lingered for several seconds and then disappeared, only to reappear in a different spot. He allowed me to watch for a minute or so before he took me down to a lower deck and we sat in the safety of our car. Dad had told me that the display was called “Saint Elmo’s Fire” by some sailors and many people were superstitious about the very appearance of it. Many believed that such luminous objects are omens or even the very souls of the dead.

I ran over to Rico. He was opening the door at the rear of the hearse. There was no casket at the back, as this wasn’t a funeral. The door was one solid structure that, when opened, allowed maximum clearance for a coffin-sized object. In this case, the only object in the back was a groggy Jerry Gonzales.

As I approached the hearse that Jerry was sleeping in, I shouted. “Is he awake?”

I looked through the large window of what was essentially a large, black stretch limo with a modified interior, I saw Jerry in the back wrapped in a blanket. Rico was shaking him, trying to arouse him. But it seemed to no avail. Then Rico became desperate.

He slapped Jerry in the face lightly. “Wake up…Oye, despierta…you stupid, drunken…”  Then suddenly Jerry’s eyes suddenly opened very wide. They nearly bulged out of his skull. He leaned up and slapped Rico back so hard I thought his head was going to smack the side of the hearse.

“Cut it out Jerry. I’m a lot bigger than you. Don’t make me mad.” Rico screamed while holding the side of his numb jaw.

“You slapped me! I’m gonna’ mop up the floor with your head.” Jerry yelled as he jumped on Rico. A ridiculous slap fight ensued in the confined area of the hearse.

“Good luck trying to clean in the corners, dumbass.” Rico said through clenched teeth as he shoved Jerry out of the hearse, leaping after him.   

Fenton, ignoring the odd “ball lightning” that had now intensified, had come over to stare through the window of he now rocking vehicle.

I heard Jerry alternately laughing and swearing first in English and then in Portuguese and Spanish. Rico slammed Jerry so hard against the interior of the hearse that it almost broke Fenton’s nose that was pressed against one of the rear viewing windows of the hearse. I screamed for assistance from anyone inside Happy Meadows. No one seemed to be listening.

Rico’s leaped from the back of the hearse and missed Jerry by several feet. Instead of landing on his uncle, Rico did a barrel roll in the dirt and gravel in front of Happy Meadows. Jerry stood up, staggering a great deal. Then he screamed “Atomic knee drop”. Before he could execute the professional wrestling move, which doubtless would have resulted in a trip to the ER for at least one of them, Sal came by. Noticing Rico was now laying on his back, Sal calmly walked over with his semiautomatic drawn and put his foot on Rico’s throat. He then fired a round between Jerry’s legs.

Both men gave up, stopped fighting and stared at Sal. He put his gun away and helped Rico off the ground.

Rico was a mess. His hair was disheveled. His jeans were covered in dirt. Jerry walked over breathing hard. He was filthy and smelled like tequila.

Sal looked at me and then at Fenton. He pointed at Jerry and Rico. “Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They’ve got nothing to lose.” He warned. He then put his weapon back into his shoulder holster.

“We’ve got company.” Sal said as he gestured towards the glowing orbs.

“Jerry, I’m sorry I slapped you, but I was just trying to wake you up. Mira…Look!” Rico pointed at the ball lightning.

The static electricity popped and swirled near the zone where we first sensed the presence of what Rico believed were dead spirits of residents that usually occupied a local graveyard adjacent to Jerry’s home and property. Jerry dusted himself off and glanced at the scene.

The “ball lightning” had grown now. The orbs were about two feet in diameter. One of them burst. The flash revealed dozens of the local dead. They stood in various forms of decomposition, all completely naked as the day they were born. The flash lasted for only a second, yet I was able to make out the figure of James Cody standing at the head of the crowd. A fresh bullet hole in his forehead.

Rico, who described himself as a “lapsed Catholic”, crossed himself again and turned to Jerry. “Why did you feel the need to bring them with you?” Rico whispered.

“I don’t remember doing it. I fell asleep watching wrestling on television, woke up and read your note. I must have done the ritual to raise the dead and then blacked out. I guess I thought you might be in trouble and they could be useful.” Jerry whispered back.  

“No more weekend T.V. wrestling. Next Saturday night we are going to the movies.” Rico declared.

“It’s a deal.” Jerry studied the now numerous swirling orbs.”

“What has got them all wound up?” Rico asked.

“Local acts of violence always make the pot boil like this.” Jerry answered. “Usually not this bad. But it is close to October and the veil between the living and the dead grows thinner during this time of year.”

“It’s bugging me a lot. Can’t you put them back in the ground?” Rico complained.

“I’m afraid I’m in no shape to do that right now. They will return to where they belong at dawn. Right now, we just have to tolerate them.”

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