Chapter 10 – Deep Thoughts
Deep in
the center of the Midway, a sign read “Old Wishing Well – Take a Chance at
Making Your Wish Come True”. Dana sat in a folding chair trying to read a
paperback titled “Cujo” by Stephen King. The crowd this morning had been steady
for the Wishing Well booth. Malcomb was taking tickets and answering questions
about the carnival attractions nearby and featured showtimes.
Currently
Electric Jack was doing a performance in which he would allow people from
nearby towns to bring appliances on stage. Jack would electrify them by simply
taking hold of the power cords. In these demos, usually, when a townsperson
turned on his home radio it would play or when a housewife would activate her
blender it would whir. Tickets were two dollars apiece to watch the spectacle.
Five if you brought your own appliance on stage for Jack to touch it, and an
additional five if you wanted Jack’s autograph on a carnival poster or the appliance.
I probably
should point out the operational mechanics of the Josiah Pandemonium Carnival.
First and foremost, as is the case with most carnivals, it is a business.
Nothing is free. Not to the public at least. Second, and more interesting, is
that appearances can be very deceiving.
Take the
case of “Electric Jack: The Human Live Wire”. His morning and afternoon acts
are rigged. Jack touches light bulbs that are specially constructed to light up
to his body heat. On warm days such as today they are kept in an ice chest lest
they spontaneously light up to room temperature alone. There is a lottery
before every show. Seven or eight people present in a crowd before the act
begins are selected to go up on stage. They are shills. They all work for the
carney and wear disguises in many cases. Their device will activate when Jack
touches it because it has been rewired to do so. The electricity is provided
via a battery that the shill’s activate in various clever ways.
People
would not be surprised that they are being tricked. They have come to expect it
from a carnival. Here is the twist. Jack really can project electricity through
his body, but he is a blunt instrument. Most home appliances fry or blow up if
he projects through them. He can make them explode or fizzle at will. To
enhance his credibility, a real customer, not a shill but a real member of a
naive audience (a mark), will be permitted on stage. Jack will touch their
appliance and fry it on the spot. Then he will chuckle and say “whoops”. The
mark will get a voucher that they can redeem at the gate for the cost of the
radio, blender, toaster, etc., whatever was ruined. Oddly enough, most don’t
want to part with their appliance. They even pay to have it autographed and happily
take the souvenir, and the story of how they thwarted Electric Jack, back home
with them.
His night
shows are something else. Jack blows up car batteries with just a touch of his
hand. He grabs 220-volt live wires and activates connected dryers and air
conditioners. Professional repair men locally are invited to bring volt meters
or other equipment to validate that Jack is not a fake, even though most in the
crowd believe what he does is done through clever trickery. For a finale the
carney blacks out the entire Midway by switching off generators and Jack lights
the place up using his own power. The irony of the act is that this performance
is legit. Jack is spent after that feat. Drained of real magic. Or so Dana told
me later. People would be terrified if they knew the truth. They come to expect
deception. They are comfortable with the belief that it all is illusion. But
this carnival is unique.
A large tent
surrounded the Old Wishing Well. Dana sat next to the attraction while visitors
waited outside. Covered in moss and mystery, the ancient well was the only
exhibit that was not brought to Carter’s field by train. It had always been here. Few people went on
the corporately owned property. The well itself was a simple stone structure
that had stood for centuries. The carnival and Josiah simply took advantage of
its abilities. It was at the carnival’s last stop before the Great Mist. Its
magic was very powerful. It was the only thing that would be left behind. Even
the powers of Josiah/The Autumn King couldn’t affect The Old Well.
Dana’s job
was to babysit the customers or marks. No pictures were permitted. When the
electric camera came of age, Electric Jack wasn’t the only one who could
disrupt the device. The Old Well could easily make a mess of a standard polaroid
instamatic or any recording device. The Well had been part of paintings from
memory, however. It seemed to be able to obscure its presence from those it
didn’t like. A large amount of its magic was devoted to not being discovered.
Being left alone.
The Old Well was ringed by carved symbols, half eroded by wind and water. The stones were smooth and somewhat cool to
the touch. The magic was quite legitimate and ancient. The Old Well housed a
playful spirit. The spirit tolerated Dana and trusted her to guard its many
secrets. One startling secret that The
Old Well chose to reveal to some was that it could speak. It could speak rather bluntly sometimes.
I remember when I first met Dana and Malcomb. Tim Fury had left to peddle his wares
to others in town. The old iron monger left a present when he heard that we
might run up against the Autumn King, now incarnated as Josiah Pandemonium. I had stuck it in my pocket to give to Alice later.
Knuckle
Butt and I rode out in his old pick-up truck. My shoulder wasn’t up to riding
Patsy. Dorthy said the bouncing on the back of a Harley and the potholes of
Dusk Thorne could set back my healing time. Surprisingly, the aged necromancer
accompanied us on our reconnaissance of the carnival. Knuckle Butt drove us
while I rode shotgun. Dorthy rode between us.
We passed
two Deputy Sheriff patrol cars parked just beyond the carnival grounds. They
were taking turns watching the entrances with binoculars. I could tell at a
distance that one of the men was Lawrence Goodwin who was running for Sheriff
this year. The other man was Deputy Sheriff Bradly Beerman.
“I imagine
they are keeping tabs on carnival people heading towards town.” Knuckle Butt yelled.
The weather was hot, and we were driving slowly down a Winkler County dirt road
with the truck windows down. “Probably logging comings and goings. I recall
they did that last time they were in town.” The old biker reasoned.
“Was Larry
even old enough to vote last time this carnival was in town?” I quipped.
“Kyle, you
know Lawrence hates to be called Larry.” Dorthy gave me a rare little smile.
“Back then Lawrence was still in high school. His uncle Wilbert was Sheriff.
And, yes, Wilbert was a cautious man around that carney bunch.”
“What is
your business with them this afternoon Dorthy, if I may be so bold?” Knuckle
Butt asked.
“Well, to
tell the truth Grant, I think this bunch has one of my possessions. I need to
talk to a friend of mine to confirm it. Been missing it for seventeen years
with no way to retrieve it while Josiah’s people were hiding behind the Great
Mist.” Dorthy confided.
I looked
at Dorthy riding next to me. My voice took on an evil edge. “Someone stole
something? From you? They must be crazy!
Don’t worry, Dorthy. We’ll help you get it back.” We pulled into the parking
lot of the carnival grounds.
* * *
Outside
the Old Wishing Well’s tent Malcomb sold tickets and advised the crowd
concerning the spectacle they were about to witness.
“No more
than six at a time, three minutes per person. Step on up. Tickets are five
dollars. After you have had your turn move on out. No gawking.” Malcomb
instructed.
“That’s
pricey…why so much.” Yelled a short blonde man with acne and greased back hair.
“The Old
Well is legit magic. You may never see the likes of what it can do again in
your life. While you are there, nearly anything is possible. If you place a
wish in the bucket, you will get something back.” Malcomb stated. “That’s a
better deal than you get in some churches, I guarantee."
Just as he
spoke a woman walked out with her husband. “Worth it. Every penny.” She
announced.
“What did
you wish for?” asked Malcomb.
“To
communicate with my dead mother, I miss her so much. I wrote that on my slip of
paper and gave it to the lady inside. She put my wish in the bucket and lowered
it into the well. When it came back up this was in it.” She held up an
envelope. “It was a letter from my mother. It is in her handwriting. I can tell
you from the address. She addressed it to our old house. It somehow must have
gotten lost in the mail. It is sealed and dated twelve years ago.” She was in
tears.
It was
true that she asked to communicate with her dead mother. The letter wasn’t the
same thing, yet it was, in some ways. This was how The Old Well generally
answered wishes. Although requests for lost objects often were accompanied by a
suggestion of where the object might be, sometimes the actual object would be
in the bucket. It worked a lot like an old claw machine at an arcade. Sometimes
you got exactly what you wanted, sometimes you got something almost as good.
Sometimes you didn’t get anything. Admittedly it was a gamble. It also seemed
to be related to the purity of the request. Selfish requests were seldom
rewarded.
People
wrote their wishes down on paper outside of the tent. Inside the tent Dana read
the mark’s request. Never aloud, but she was required to read it
never-the-less. If it was completely ridiculous, she would tactfully tell the
customer so and refund their money. But if the well gave the mark anything in
return, there would be no refund.
The little
man’s request was “I need to know who will win the next Superbowl Game and what
the final score will be.” Dana looked up at the man with the greasy blonde hair
after silently reading his note.
“I’m sorry
sir. This is an attempt to gamble using inside information. That is illegal in
this state as well as most states.” Dana whispered. “I will refund your money.”
“Aw come
on ‘girly’, I’m the one taking the risk.” He snatched the paper from her and
dropped it down the well before Dana could stop him. She gasped. The small
group assembled in the tent included a woman he had been holding hands went
silent as Dana’s face went white. Nothing like this had ever happened before.
She cried
out “Malcomb. We have a situation in
here.”
Malcomb
blasted into the tent. “Want me to get Bell?” he said. There was tension in his
voice.
Suddenly
there was a rumble deep down in the well. Then a voice that sounded as if it was coming from all about them said "Well polish my stones! Looks like we have a gambler in our midst.”
The small
blonde man looked around a bit confused. “Me? Are you talking to me?”
“Are you Earl Washburn of 481 Monroe Street, Clod, Iowa?” Boomed the voice of the Old Well.
“That’s
Cloud, Iowa!”
“Clog,
Iowa?” Said the voice
“Cloud,
Iowa!” Insisted the man.
“Clot? That
can’t be right…Dammit…it’s a long way down here, speak up.” Complained the voice.
“No, Cloud…Cloud,
Iowa!” Screamed the small man. He was nearly livid now.
“I’m coming
up. Just a minute.” The voice said rather playfully this time.
There was
a horrible scratching sound and scraping noise down in the well. Dana was
starting to get scared. “Malcomb! Get
Bell. Now!” She said emphatically.
Everyone
seemed frozen for the moment listening to what sounded like a very large animal
ascending a rock wall. Then a green scaley hand poked out of the well to rest
on the edge. It waved at the small group and then drummed its slimy clawed fingers on the rim.
“Okay.
Whew, I’ve got to lay off those late-night worms and pickled toads. I barely
fit through this damn hole these days.” The voice boomed. The woman the blonde man
had accompanied to the carnival had fainted dead away.
This is
the scene that I encountered the first time I ever saw Dana Preston.
I looked
at the green hand and got the impression it could see me as well. I looked at
the woman on the ground and bent down as she was coming back into
consciousness. I picked her up. She didn’t seem to weigh much. But my system
was in overdrive, and I had an adrenal boost going on. I surreptitiously
smelled her. Her body odor was emitting a confusing mix of anxiety and sex
hormones.
Dorthy
came up behind me and reached up as if to tap me on the shoulder then thought better of it, lest I drop the woman. She also glimpsed
the scaley green hand hanging a little further now out of the well.
“Doc, I
didn’t come out here to watch you pick up women. You shouldn’t be picking up
anything because of your shoulder injury, remember?” Dorthy chided me.
I started
to set the woman down. “This must be the ever gallant Dr. Kyle Franklin. Um, no, not there. Please set her down by my edge. I have some advice for her.” The Old Well said in a
gravelly voice.
“Dorthy, how does it know my name?” I said dumbfounded.
“That is
my friend Jacob. He is the one I need to talk to. Jacob is a very old spirit.
He is omniscient and it is very annoying. He knows everything that is going on
for miles around here. He has more information in his consciousness than most of the surrounding libraries put together.” Dorthy shook her head. “I’ve never gotten used to it.” Dorthy
adjusted her black frock and ankle length brown leather traveling cloak. In
this heat I don’t understand how she tolerated so many layers.
“And he
lives in this well?” I said with some astonishment.
“Don’t
judge.” She said sternly. “You live in the house of a deceased gangster’s
mistress.”
“Well, I
suppose you might have a point.” I set the woman down. When she saw the green
hand, and then an arm emerging from the well she cringed and hugged me. I put
my own arm around her. Her nose twitched a bit and she turned away from my
shoulder.
“Look, my
dear,” The voice grew quieter as if just speaking to her. “Your name is Hester,
correct?”
She simply
nodded.
“And I
assume that you have a wish of your own. Perhaps to make your fondest dream
come true?”
Again, she
simply nodded.
“Then quit
hanging out with Earl. He’s married.”
Upon
hearing this her back straightened and she no longer needed my support. She
broke from my grip and stormed past the little blonde man with acne. There was
even a bit of a breeze that followed her as she bolted out of the tent.
“Well
thank you very little.” The blonde man shouted. What did I get from this outing.
Nothing!”
Jacob
pointed a scaley finger at the small blonde man. “Earl, you need to reevaluate
your life. Go back home to Cob, Iowa to your wife.”
“It’s
Cloud! Cloud, Iowa! You slimy green bastard.” Earl threw his popcorn at The Old
Well in a rage and drama-blasted out of the tent. Jacob gave him a green scaley
middle finger before he left.
I felt the
ground tremble a bit. Gordon Bell stomped into the tent. “Is someone bothering
you Dana?” Dana slowly shook her head. The giant assistant manager looked at me
and sniffed. He wrinkled his nose. “What is that stench?” He glared at me. “You
need a bath buddy. Get out of the tent this minute and air out for Pete’s sake.”
There was
a moment of tension. I locked my gaze upon Gordon Bell. I felt “The Change”
creep upon me. My eyes started to take on a golden shine. I growled low and
loud.
Hearing
this, Knuckle Butt stepped into the tent and said, “Doc no!”
Then,
abruptly…
“You need to
learn some manners Abomination.” Dorthy squared off with Bell.
“Who said
that!” Bell growled. Then he looked down. Dorthy was practically standing on
his enormous feet. She was glowing
bright red. There were trails of smoke curling from her four-foot ten-inch
frame. Bell barked “Yipes!” like a dog that had just been stung on the nose by
a wasp.
Her voice
was gentle storm inside the head of everyone in the tent that day. Jacob seemed
to be the sole exception.
“That
smell is medication for his injured shoulder. Mr. Franklin is under my care. I
can assure you he bathes more regularly than most werewolves. Currently he is
sick. I understand you have certain high standards to adhere to in your place
of business, but I find your manner discourteous and abrupt. I won’t tolerate
it! Do we understand each other?”
“Alright
witch. I’m gonna’ let this one go.” Bell sneered.
Dorthy
stamped her cane once and thunder peeled forth from a clear sky. Bell jumped
back and scowled at her.
Trying to save face, he said, “Jacob, are you alright? Better crawl back into your hole before the boss sees you.”
“I’m right
as rain Gordo!” The Old Well chuckled. The scaley green hand gave me and others
a “thumbs up” sign.
“Keep the
line moving” Bell shouted at Malcomb. “Everything is fine. Nothing more to see
here!” Gordon Bell stomped off.
“I know I
shouldn’t be so judgmental, but Hester was wasting her life with that loser.”
Jacob the Well confided in me.
“Well, I
guess I can see your point. You are a sentient well. People come to you for help
and advice.” I replied to the green hand.
“I sorta’
see his attraction to her. I mean, did you see the cans on that bimbo?” Jacob
remarked.
“Huh…I
mean what did you just say?” I felt like I was not holding up my end of the
conversation very well.
“Skip it
werewolf.” Jabob said. “Dorthy! It’s been a long time! What brings you to Carter’s
field?”
“Jacob, I
hate to bother you while you are working but it is about my bird.” Dorthy
looked anxious.
“Your
Raven?” The deep voice replied.
“Yes. I
think Josiah has stolen Peck.”
“Peck is
part of the carnival now. I thought you sold him.”
“No. My
friends and I are here to take him back!” Dorthy said sternly.
Knuckle Butt and I shared a look. "We might need to involve a few more friends in this endeavor." I suggested.